Song Of the Day: March 8, 2006
Ivor Cutler - I Believe In Bugs
From the LP Dandruff, Virgin 1974
Scottish poet and humorist Ivor Cutler died on March 3, 2006, at the age of 83. The name probably doesn't mean anything to you, so you'll just have to trust me when I say that the world is an infinitely less odd place without him, and that's too bad.
Cutler was born in Glasgow, Scotland on January 15, 1923; he mined his destitute, Depression-era childhood for surreal comedy in his masterpiece, a series of dreamlike autobiographical sketches collectively called Life In A Scotch Sitting Room, Volume 2 (a 1978 album of these monologues has been reissued by Rev-Ola). He became a music teacher, a job he held even after he became first a popular radio comedian and then a recording artist and noted children's book author. He had a few flirtations with the pop mainstream, most notably in 1967 when he played Buster Bloodvessel in the Beatles' artsy flop Magical Mystery Tour, but from the mid-'70s onwards, his primary artistic outlets were in small-press poetry (he wrote several dozen books) and in the post-punk indie label scene, facilitated by the late British DJ John Peel, an enormous fan who broadcast over 20 live radio sessions of Cutler's poems and songs.
These performances ranged from gnomic poetry (the entirety of one of his most famous poems: "If your breasts are too big, you will fall over/Unless you wear a rucksack"), to rambling, bizarre stories accompanied by his own wheezing harmonium and cheerfully deranged songs set to boogie-woogie piano riffs with lyrics like "I'm happy, I'm happy/And I'll punch the man who says I'm not," all delivered in a completely deadpan voice with one of the thickest Scottish burrs on record. Listening to Ivor Cutler reveals a world where people with woolen eyes get annoyed if you try to replace them with real ones, restaurant menus feature Bicarbonate of Chicken and family stories include the time dad had intercourse with a polar bear on a Canadian vacation. And yet, he wasn't merely a charming goofball, because a persistent dark streak runs through his work: there are moments of genuine anguish in poems like "An Old Man," some of the autobiographical material makes Angela's Ashes read like P.G. Wodehouse, and even the goofy, child-like "I Believe In Bugs" ends with Cutler looking forward to being dead and buried, providing nourishment for various creepy-crawlers.
Try as I might, I can't feel bad that Cutler is gone: he'd been in ill health for years, was reportedly suffering from Alzheimer's, and said in one of his last published interviews a few years ago that since he had outlived all of his friends and family, he was basically just waiting to die. Sometimes it's best to let go. Still, he will be missed.
-Stewart Mason


3 Comments:
In honor, someone should approach their local supermarket and ask where they stock their "Egg Meat" and don't let them off the hook until they tell you.
Great post. I had not realized that he passed.
MEETING IVOR CUTLER
One day during my first few months working at the National Portrait Gallery in London, a diminutive, elderly gentleman with a sunflower in his hat shuffled over to me where i was sat in the side entrance lobby. Already feeling fairly miserable about the job i had gotten myself into, standing around marking time for a living, it seemed he noticed my long (longer than usual!) face and maybe felt compelled to honour me with a wee sprinkle of his incredible gift for humour. The name Ivor Cutler didn't ring any bells when he introduced himself "do you know who I am?" he asked. "I was in the film Magical Mystery Tour with The Beatles. I played 'Buster Bloodvessel'. John Lennon offered me thousands of pounds for some of my poems". I remembered his face from the film, and was thrilled to be talking to someone with rock solid Beatle connections!! By the end of our half hour conversation, I'd forgotten all about the Fab Four and was mesmerised by this wonderful little chap. He showed me his new book of drawings and funny verse which he'd just had published and told me I could do the same very easily if I wanted to. He said he could see in my eyes that I was a creative and unusual person. Coming from someone like that, I was gobsmacked. I really must learn to take compliments much better than I do. It was time for me to change positions in that dreary old job, but my mind had wandered far from any such mundanities. We bade each other farewell, and I reached out a hand to shake his and thank him for his time. "I won't shake your hand", he replied in that softest of Glaswegian whispers, the perfect voice for a poet, "my arthritis is bad and I have to take care of my hands so I can play my piano". Ivor Cutler passed away on March 3rd, aged 83. I'll never forget our encounter, it touched me in such a profound way and served as further proof of how darn lucky a guy I am to bump into the people I do throughout life.
Goodbye Ivor, thank you and may you get some well-earned peace and quiet now you're gone!!
James Yates, March 2006
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